Kinda of depressing title, isn't it? Well, I'm not REALLY depressed, but if you think about it, it's true. Everyday we are but one day closer to our own demise, and there is nothing we can do about it....well, except sit around and read all these updates to my site, which MAY extend your life by a matter of years. Thats right! Rblords SAVES!

Today I got home from work to find a letter on the table addressed to me from SIAST, where I just graduated. Upon opening the envelope I see that there are 5 job postings inside. I decide to take a look and see what there is going around and come across a job posting for a position in a small town public library, salary: $8/hour. WTF?? This can't be serious? They ACTUALLY expect us to consider an $8/hr job after wasting two years of our lives and 10k+ of our wallets in that stupid course?? Oh well, whatever, I have a job so I guess I have nothing to complain about, but this is about as lame as the time Staples posted a job for $7/hr.

Well, looks like Blue4130 has finally awoked from his tussin-provoked slumber and has sent me a breif message to assure the readers of rblords that he is still alive. Good job Blue4130!!

"I just thought that i should clear some "issues" up about the big party at Dallas' House O' Lush's. I want to state that anything done by me or my affiliates through out the course of the evening was 100% alcohol induced. There was a lot of Tussin' and Lovin' going on that night. I was not tricked into the tussin' like Clay suggests. I can't recall any tussin or vodka comming near my throat therefor it didn't happen. I also don't recall going home, therefor that also didn't happen. I do recall, though, two certain people getting "friendly" Bart and Erica, damn they seemed to go missing for a while. But then again so did I, then i fell off the roof and was found, Problem solved. After nearly being dacapitatd by my wine cork I have decided that wine is a bad idea in more ways than one. But it is still better than Tussin. Its time or this cowboy to sign off. I feel a case of insomniac setting in. Where did I put that remote?"

Does anyone remember that hilarious audio clip with the girl who kicked some guy's dog? Well, it looks like someone has gone ahead and taken this one step further by adding a flash animation to the clip. You can check it out here.

Larmal, in absense of JayB (who is now dead or something), has come up with the great idea to sell T-Shirts off of their site. This is a great idea, and the design isn't all THAT bad. You also have the choice of 5 colors. "Backdoor Black", "Gay Navy", "Fag Orange", "Bright iredecent coming-out-of-the-closet blue", and "Anal virgin White". All this T-Shirt talk has made me hungry for some Pheonix Claw, but I guess I'll have to settle for some dry rasin bran. Mmmmm.... I hereby present a contest to all of you, my dedicated readers!! DESIGN ME A T-SHIRT Perhaps I'll even consider getting one made for myself...

On another totally unrelated happy topic, I forgot to pay my $6 parking ticket on time so now I have to pay the full amount, $40. Of course I'm not going to pay this amount or else I would be admitting that I was wrong, which I wasn't, not morally anyway. Parking in hospital emergency zones is perfectly 'morally' just.

Watch out for tomorrow when I will present a comic from none other than soul_d. This could prove very interesting, and I am not even going to look at it until tomorrow.

Sunday, June 25th / 2000

Happy Monday! (10:00PM CST) by: Spitfire

Another Monday and almost the end of the month! Saturday night was the big party at soul_d's place and boy did it rock. Just ask Blue4130 who got tricked into drinking a shot of vodka and Robitussin. Just remember, when your outta 'tussin, just pour some vodka in the bottle and you gotz mo' tussin!! But please try not to gag... Back to work again after my nice long weekend. I have had quite a few people come up to me lately and ask me what exactly it is that I do. In fact, many of them have the impression that I do nothing. I'm not sure exactly how they got that impression, I guess its just because I am a city worker. Well...I basically do whatever there is to do. For the most part that involves carrying an annoying cell phone and answering calls of people who spilt watermellon juice on their brand new mouse and want a new one. Other than that I have a couple projects involving 're-vamping' badly coded MS Access DB code. Thats what my job IS. I also sometimes have to run to different city locations for help calls. What don't I do? I don't dig holes, climb poles, or draw those pretty lines down the center of the street. Well, not yet anyway... Anyhow, how do you like my new site design? I'm not sure if I could live with it, although its mildly better than jamming scissors into your crotch, listening to the melodic ring of Dot Matrix printers, or enduring the gay colors of EJ.

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Friday, June 23rd / 2000

Mo' Profiles (10:45AM EST) by: Spitfire

Well, I spent a good couple hours putting some finishing touches into the interior of my car. I have to admit, if I were to do it all again I'd probably have ordered brand new parts rather than switching interiors with another car. Its just so much damn work and nothing ever fits the same, even with identical cars. Especially the headliner. Believe it or not, we have ANOTHER profile today. This time by Dr. Razor himself. In fact, I have received so many profiles from so many people (ok, not THAT many), that I have created a new section in the side bar under "Some more fun" called 'Reader Bios'. Go there to read all the older bios. Last day of the work is over, and now I get to lounge around on a Friday and get paid for it! I really quite like my job most of the time, but sometimes you have to deal with REALLY stupid people and it can be really frustrating. Just to prove what exactly I mean, I took a video camera to work today and had my partner follow me around. Here is a clip of my day. Note to YC: By putting up this picture I do not mean to degrade or make fun of you in any way. I am merely suggesting that in your future years you may consider engaging in sexual intercourse with animals. Oh, and I lied the other day when I said that rappablords.com worked, I guess it does not. Well, it does if you point your dns server to 24.65.134.215 :). I'm not sure why its not working but I don't really care all that much either.

Thursday, June 22nd / 2000

Whoa Mamma (10:45AM EST) by: Spitfire

New Bios As promised, today I present you with another couple of bios. Today we have __SPACE__ and Dog Pound. Please be aware that Dog Pound's profile contains a lot of vulgar commentary and suggestive outlooks/statements which will most likely bother you. Also, I have never had a duck tail before and have no idea what he was talking about there. We also have a very special last minute entry today, YCs profile. Tired of reading these yet? :) Just checked and found out that rappablords.com is now working as well :) Fancy that. I am now officially rblords.com, rappablords.com, rappablords.eu.org, oden.pwrsrc.net, and oden.binaryboys.eu.org. Wow, eh? So you can just type in whatever you darn well want. Something to note tho, however, is that if my ip changes again, oden.pwrsrc.net will work much sooner than rblords.com or rappablords.com will. Just letting you know! What day could be complete without a terrible joke to lighten things up? In other news, Dylan from thock.com sent an email to mrp the other day asking how he got our VPN working. Hahahahahahhahahhhaha. Mr. Linux super-guru can't get his VPN working :( This Friday is my first EDO!! That means that I don't have to go to work but I still get paid for it, pretty sweet! So as I have been thinking about what I should do on my Friday I for some reason thought of JayB and the things he taught me during my years at SIAST. "Life is all about keepin' it real" he would say. "Remember when it was all about the music?". He's right, life IS about keepin' it real, however you manage to do it. God bless that man and all that he stood for, rest in peace old friend. A good example of keepin' it real