Jul 22, 2003 - Steven is a homo


Weddings, weddings, weddings!

As you have no-doubt read on the other more-frequently-updated sites, our good friend Shannon is getting married this weekend. This is going to be a good relaxing time for me, because I get to be a 'simple' groomsman and follow Dog Pound around - without worry of having to make speeches and stuff like that. I will, however, have to smile all day for pictures which gets surprisingly tiring. Oh well, all will be good as long as Shannon doesn't pair me up with Nicole for the dance - I'll trust her better judgement here, because if she does she's getting a serious kick to the junk.

Emerald lake was a blast this past weekend (Memorial lake was FULL, so we fell back on Emerald and got the LAST site). Blue4130 met 15 odd new girls who were at the lake for a 'girls weekend out' who welcomed him into their site, and into their pants (The latter part may be a lie which I just fabricated to get him in trouble). They were all around 20-21 years old and spent the weekend walking around in bikinis which provided plenty of good eye candy even for me, who stayed in my own site two doors down. I got to meet a few of them when we took them water-tubing on saturday, and they seemed like pretty cool people (for Warmen girls, that is).

If you guys haven't read this already, you'd better have a look at how Metallica is now sueing over the use of the Chords E and F. When I first read this article I thought it was just a joke, until I noticed that there was even a statement issued on Metallica's official site. You'd better read this, Lars is freakin hillarious!

Someone sent me this article the other day. It's a good read, and I'm now very happy to know that I won't have to worry about cancer in the future - just a severe case of carpel tunnel syndrome.

There's a new comic today once again - congrats to soul_d for learning how to draw comics, and not just frame-after-frame pictures of girls - which are very nice, but hardly comics. I mean where's the plot? JayB, now there was a man who knew how to draw comics. I think it's about time the world is treated with the sequel to the Succumbee affair!

That's it for today - head on over to Photogeek.ca to see Blue4130's new Caddy!

I'd like to close by thanking Dog Pound for making his website totally unreadable from work, because of the new picture at the top of his page :P

Jul 16, 2003 - Finally about time for a real update


Alright, screw the rules - time to update, and I'm going to do it right - oldskool.

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So...for those of you who paid attention to the last survivor series, I'm sure the two faces on the left should look familiar. Jenna and Heidi - they said they were going to pose for playboy and they did, so here are the pictures in all their airbrushed slendor. Seriously, is it just me or do some of those lines looked drawn-on to you? I guess that's what happens when you have a girl who ISN'T a toned supermodel AND just came back from a month starving in the Amazon and you need to make her look perfect. Anyways, enough talk - check them out.

Hmmm - and for all of you non-bisexual women who regularily check my site, here's a a guy for you. I mean sure, the guy's a bit cocky, but you could get around that right? Gawd that was two of my most terrible jokes ever....

Sheesh maybe I am adhering to part 1 of that contract I signed after all! Bah.

For those of you who are poetically gifted, redbandana online is hosting a Haiku contest with cash (yes thats right, cash) prizes. The only stipulation is that the haiku has to be about alcohol/drinking. Why? Because redbandana was raised by the bottle!

I don't know what's going on here, but I've had a real RASH of terrible, terrible comics lately. Given, many of them are coming from soul_d - but even aside from that, random people have been stopping by to submit trash like this and this. What gives? Anyhow, there was a couple I felt were worthy - so today I will post one of them.

Wow - for those of you who remember the BBS era of ANSI art and animation - you have to check this out. It might take awhile to load, but it's worth the wait...even though I suppose it isn't exactly 'ansi animation'. Crose enuf!

Whoa...oops - I forgot to mention something rather important - Kujo's wedding this past weekend was a complete success. By success, I mean that they actually got married, nobody puked all over the floor and somebody took the bowl of cheese away from Dog Pound before he finished it. The bowl of mayonaise wasn't so lucky...but honestly, it was a great time and everything really fell together well. The weather certainly co-operated - perhaps a bit TOO much, so it's a good thing that the hall was air conditioned! Congrats again Kujo! Hope your honeymoon is going well in Banff!

Hot tub party is sneaking up on us here as well - everyone make sure you have it marked down on your calender. This means you too, Mel. August 8th/9th. Be there!

That's it, that's all cheif. Hit the forums to waste some more time..

Jul 14, 2003 - Move Complete


We're back up and running!

If you didn't catch the note I posted about the move, or if you don't read demoni.ca regularily (who does, anyway?) - then you may have been a little confused as to why RBlords was missing for the past week. In fact, it may have even bothered you so much that you stopped showing up at work and just sat in your basement curled up in the fetal position screaming at the top of your lungs for hours until someone called 911 and you were rushed to the hospital, where they informed you that it was ok - RBlords would be back. And here it is, in all it's forbidden glory.

We are now part of the Demoni.ca LAN - Unit3 was kind enough to allow me to plug the server into his connection in Regina for a nominal fee (two diamond cutters, one cobra clutch). Does this mean we have to be particularily nice to them now? Well, I suppose within reason - afterall Unit3 and his gang can now easily 'unplug' RBlords if I get them too pissed off. More importantly, I was forced to sign a contract agreeing to the following:

As part of the Demoni.ca LAN, Rblords must now...
  • Suck worse. Please place your suck-knob no lower than a 7.5 setting - so as not to upset or offend Unit3 in any way.
  • Limit all porno displayed on site to include only male homo-erotic photography, so as not to upset or offend Hellsh0k in any way.
  • Become a completely racially-diverse weblog. Spitfire is a whiny bitch and his hatred of black people must come to an end - so as not to upset the lizard king in any way.
  • Promote the superiority of the asian people, namely their obviously superior intellect and impulse-tracker abilities, so as not to upset or offend soul_d in any way.
  • Disclose the exact location of the flagpole which was 'lost' at the Canada Day party, so as not to upset or offend redbandana and her mom in any way.
  • Permanantly desist from attempting to engage in any and all sexual activities with the webmaster of Katyazikstan, so as not to upset or offend Randy in any way.
So I guess fun is no longer an option for this site (was it ever?). Time for me to dig up some contect matching the above stipulations - I'll be back with an update later. In the meantime, if you notice anything broken on this site please let me know...

Jul 03, 2003 - Problems..


Ok, now just a super-quick update...I got (another) call from my ISP last night regarding my over-use of bandwidth over the past couple months. This really pisses me off because I wish they'd just put caps on downloading at each individual modem like they do in Regina with Access Cable. Now that I'm sharing a place with Blue4130 I'll have to start watching how much I download.

Of course, I *have* been downloading a ridiculous amount of files lately - about 80gigs downloaded in the past month according to shaw, and almost the same uploaded. The 'limit' they tell me is 20, yet they don't call until it exceeds 30. I might point out that the basic SaskTel service doesn't have a limit - but it does have a fairly significant upload, and download cap compared to Shaw. Perhaps its time to actually pay for an upgraded package..

So anyways, if you notice RBlords 'dissapear' one day this may be why, but don't worry it'll be back. Aside from this problem, I've noticed that some people are having problems getting to Photogeek as well - but I think I just fixed that. It might take a day to propegate through the dirty internet though.

I also forgot to mention last night that I saw Terminator 3 last night - great movie! I don't think I'd place it on the same level as T2, but it is definately worth seeing. For those who don't know, this was not directed by James Cameron - so the general 'feel' of the movie has changed slightly. However I was impressed at how much effort they put into making it mesh well with the past 2 movies, and they actually pulled together a decent plot. So, if you like T2 go see T3 its worth it.

Jul 02, 2003 - Have you got it yet??


Just a short update as I am in Saskatoon for a few days here :P.

Redbandana's Canada day party went over really well - I had a great time and the weather was awesome. Got some swimming in, some drinking, and of course some drunken vandalism. Well, the drunken vandalism was mostly Katya, but I suppose I need to take some of the blame seeing as how she is such an impressable minor and obviously looks up to me as a role model. soul_d and myself drove down in the Bel-Air - and as he mentioned on his site - we listened to Whitesnake most of the way. Good times.

So I got back to work today to find out that my boss is quitting as of Aug 15th - that's pretty big news because I really get along with him well and I'm a little scared of who will be replacing him (although I'm not sure who it will be quite yet). So this could be interesting - and could make my job more interesting/difficult depending on who gets to sit in that chair. They also hired for Scott's position - but they ended up taking an internal application afterall. I question why they would even bother listing it externally, but hey why not - its taxpayer dollars!

Tomorrow night (10:00PM) I leave with Dawn and her dad to make the hike to Grey Owl's Cabin. It's a 20km hike and we're going to do it all at once, so it should be a fun, tiring day. The funnest part is going to be carrying the backpacks full of food, water, tents and sleeping bags for the 2 nights of wilderness living - good thing I'm in the computer industry and therefore so used to taxing physical labour!

I wasn't going to post any content today - but I have a few comics building up, so I'll post one of them. I've been getting a lot of comic submissions that, quite frankly, aren't comics - so I've been hesitant to put them up. Your time would probably be better spent looking at furniture pr0n or something...
Heil to the King of the Mullets!

baaaah.......can't wait for some actual vacation time (which isn't going to be much this year). Everyone is invited out to Memorial Lake on the July 18th weekend - I'll be going up sometime around noon on friday so you can catch a ride with me if you'd like. I'll be bringing the boat and the tube, so drunken watersports are in order. Other than that its weddings, weddings, weddings all the way until the hot tub party on Aug 8th - I hope you all plan on at least stopping by for one night (friday or saturday mainly).

Anyhow, I'm up too late...so I'm going to bed. If you're bored, I suppose you could go check out a real site.
More cheers, more beers - thats it thats all!


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