Jun 28, 2003 - Canada Day


Going to Red Bandana's Canada day party!


Jun 20, 2003 - Downtime


Whoops...had about a day of downtime there (if anyone noticed). My ip changed for the first time in over a year! Anyhow, should be back to normal now, and since I'm delivering this message I'd might as well do a full update with it.

What a busy, busy summer this year! I have arrived at the point in my life where, one by one (or two by two, I suppose), many of my friends are getting married. And as nice as that is IT SURE FUCKS UP MY SUMMER! I mean sheesh, I only have one opportunity to use my boat between now and August 15th! Hmmm well I'm sure this 'trend' will wear off over the next 10 years sometime. In addition to this my partner in crime at work is leaving so I'm stuck with having to hold the fort down until they re-hire his position, and *I* train him. This means no hollidays for me until mid-July at the earliest. But don't worry Kujo, I can still swing July 11th for YOUR WEDDING :P.

Okay, now onto the content (which is why you all read this site anyhow - right?). First of all, check out the new comic today, it's truly delicious.

I haven't posted a video on here for a very long time, so I suppose it's overdue. So have a look at this sweet cigar commercial, before checking out this awesome x-ray.

Hmmm - wow, I'm actually running out of things to say/post - so that's all the content for today! Last but not least - here's a blonde moment for everyone to share.
The joys of minor league hockey!

Now to the important stuff - it's Blue4130's birthday part today (his actual bday was yesterday) and it's going to be at the Scuz, so if you'd like to join the RBlords crew there, we'll be there around 9:00, or slightly before. Rumor has it that YC may even grace us with his presence tonight, so it will indeed be a special night. Shit - that sounded way too gay. How about "Sounds like YCs going to be there - party at the slut factory, all the boobs you can eat". Yeah thats better.

And that's it!

Jun 15, 2003 - Ok, time for the _June_ Update


I guess I'd better do at least one update for June - so this will be it. Why am I being so lazy? It's summer, and there are better things to do! Plus, I figured I would give my best shot at staying on the bottom of Unit3's new gateway page. However, soul_d informed me that this was pretty much impossible, because that title is already held by mrp and probably isn't going to change anytime soon!

Anyhow, onto business. What's new? JayB had his 'tron' party last weekend - if you don't know what that is, it's time you watched the movie Fubar. It was indeed good times - a lot of shotgunned Pilsner, some two-liners, a burned lawn chair and even some 10 speed bikes ramped over the fire. Blue4130 and myself learned how difficult it is to carry a sixer of Pil on a 10 speed bike with no brakes - Larmal complained a lot about the bot flies he contracted from his trip to Budapest, and YC partied hard for a couple hours, then dissapeared into the night never to be seen again. Once again - good times.

I can't stress enough how much you need to check out this link. Maybe it's one of those things that only *I* find funny, but at the very least I think that DP needs to check it out. For the rest of you, check out this awesome mailbox!

Hmm...what else? There's a new comic today - so check that out.

For those of you who watcher survivor and got really cheesed off when they pixelated out all the nudity, you will finally have your chance to see Jenna and Heidi nude. That's right, looks like they will be posing for playboy (big surprise). Man, who needs to win the contest?!? This just proves once again that if you're hot, getting rich really aint that hard! Also - if you're in the army, getting laid aint that hard either!

That's it for now - sorry for the lack of updates, but don't expect much more until the end of summer. I'm back on the 1 update a month diet...w00t!


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