Feb 26, 2002


Well...I've been meaning to post an update for almost a week now, but tonight I decided to clean up the house - and this is my break. Ok, so I haven't really started yet - I'll get to it. Anyways, to start things off I hope everyone had a great valentine's day filled with love, or at least a big juicy steak. If you can't have one, the other will do :).

I'm not going to even bother covering the two gold medals we rightfully obtained this past weekend. I'm sure you've all heard enough about it that I really couldn't offer anything more. Awesome...just awesome. I heard somebody mention today over lunch that the Canada-US game on Sunday scored as the most-watched and listened-to broadcast on Canadian TV/Radio ever. Apparently almost a third of our population was watching or listening to that game in one form or another - thats a pretty big deal. Oh well I said I wasn't going to talk about this so away I go...

Time to call Uncle Jed and your sixteen cousins over for the summer....the Saskatchewan Wildlife Federation has declared a Provincial Gopher Derby. Thats right...for a minimal entry fee of only $20 you can get out your guns, bow&arrows, traps or poisons and start a' killin. The 10 people with the most (frozen) gopher tails by June 23rd win. Dang, and just when I went and retired my old trusty throwin' rock!

Anyhow, the point of this story: Watch out for gun-weilding hillbillies this summer who may mistake your passing car as a huge mother-gopher.

I must say, I had quite the response to my love story link which I posted for valentine's day. Apparrently some readers were very disturbed by the content within the story. All I have to say is - if you could not see the love in that beautiful story then you are indeed a very evil and cruel person. Especially you Brian.

Now....news goes on. soul_d emailed me the other day (along with a flock of other people) with a link which he felt must absolutely be spread around the world. He finds it imperitive that everyone get a chance to read about the science set out for you on this site. Apparently the guy who wrote the page will pay $1000 to the first person who will disprove his theories of existance....check it out, and try not to go nuts reading the huge oversized fonts.

Blue4130 emailed me a video today which I simply couldn't hold back from showing you all. I think that soul_d will get a kick out of it especially. Click Here to download the video - its 13 megs but well worth it. I'd love to give you a hint as to what it is, but it would spoil the fun. Don't worry, its nothing dirty. However, Blue4130 DID send me some other content that WAS dirty, and I think I'll hold back from posting it at this time...

Also, here's another neat link for ya - a javascript clock. There's some pretty nifty math programming in there if you look at the code (if your into that sorta thing).

Well...I guess thats all I have for now. Good day, eh? And don't get caught with your pants down!

Feb 13, 2002


Greetings, fellow readers. We have gone without contact for some time, and for that I am truley sorry. In the spirit of Valentine's Day, I would like to offer you a gift. Please click here to see a beautiful love story unfold before you. Don't worry, it's fairly short.

The picture on the left is a valentine's day card that you can print out and give to your friends. This image was prepared by our good friends at TheOnion.com...the hippest place for un-biased news on the internet.

I have a special link for everybody today...one that shows how love is not solely limited to human beings, or even living things for that matter; but to pong as well. I think Razor should like this link especially...so have a peek

How about a Flash Game where the goal is to hide the incriminating evidence in your bedroom before your parents make it up the stairs?

Here's an interesting internet clock that somebody spent too much time on.

Hmmm.. I suppose thats enough pointless content for now...does anyone even click on the links I post anymore?? Anyhow, I know I mentioned that I was in the middle of overhauling the site, but I've been a little distracted lately so it is currently on hold - big surprise. So things will have to stay as they are for now.

Spring is around the corner...and I'm already pumped up for a great summer...this year I actually get my full 3 weeks of holliday time so I will make sure to spend all of it at the lake. Pike Lake 2002 should be a blast as long as the weather holds out, and I expect to see everyone out there who lives in the general area...which reminds me, I never did post pictures from last year's Pike Lake trip. Hmph. Well I'll just add that to the list I suppose. Now where was I? Oh yes, spring. And you know what that means? Yes, thats right, I am having a huge blowout sale on cars this spring with LOW LOW prices, perhaps I will have the first online rblords auction ever...guess we'll see.

Other than that, not much new with me (it's been awhile since I last posted something about myself - I just seem to be spitting out mindless dribble and distracting content to keep you occupied). My slut cat is pregnant, so if anyone wants free kittens in the next week or so, you've got my email address. For the longest time I just kept telling myself that she was getting fat...then Dog Pound was like "Dude you have to get your cat fixed so she doesn't get preggers" and I'm all like "WHAT?" and he was like "Dude."

Thats it for today....uhhh, oh yeah...a celebrity quote:
"Have you seen Tom Jones? He's so cool." - Brad Pitt
Feb 08, 2002


...Quick update for the weekend. Check out this new video from the Man Show Boy. Truley another instant-classic :).

If that isn't enough, try taking this horrescope game based on the amazing theory of 'colorgenics'. If that doesn't apease you, try swinging by our Discussion Board which has had some recent activity...

Feb 04, 2002


Ah, hello good rblords readers. This is YC aka the King of Saskatoon dropping by to see what's going on in rblords land. I am stuck in doors lately these evenings, thanks to jack fucking frost and the icy death grip he seems to have on the city. Of course he's only got his spindely fingers wrapped around our city, because in toronto today it was a paultry +12. But enough about that.

This past weekend I got the itch to build something, so I went home and finally built some boxes for the subs i've had sitting in my closet since july. One for my car and one for my house. I tell you once you watch movies with a sub you won't want to see one without it again. I am well on my way to my desired home stereo, I have a sweet rotel preamp, power amp, and of course my newly built sub. Now I just need to get together the cash to order the speaker kit, and build the boxes for it and i'll be pissing off my neighbours on a daily basis. Isn't life grand.

The warm spell we had prior to this icy cold got me thinking about my car again. I can't wait for spring to roll around so I can pull it out. I only have a couple things I want to work on before spring so I should still have plenty of time to get them done. We'll see if I can scrape up enough spare cash to slap on a nitrous kit this summer and put me deep into the 11's. However I doubt that will happen as I need to save all my money for the next while or i'll never be able to buy a house.

I know some of you guys like to play video games at work, so I thought i'd show you this site that is full of cool old games from the 70's. There's some pretty neat stuff in there so give it a look next time your board and your boss isn't looking, unless your clayton, then the rules are different, only half an hour tops for you ;)

Well, I can't think of anything else to say, I drew a comic but it will probably have to wait until spitfire puts it up, so who knows when that will be.

In spitfire's latest trend I will also leave you with a very important piece of celebrity advice:
I PITY DA FOO who don't dial 1-800-COLLECT!!!
- Mr T

YC - King of Saskatoon

Feb 03, 2002


Just a quick note - had some disruptions yesterday and the site was down almost all day, so I'm sorry for the downtime, especially those of you who use @rblords mail. ANYHOW, there goes my 120 days of uptime.

Tune in tomorrow for an update by none other than the king of Saskatoon himself, YC.


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